Stress Relief Pillows

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

I am ready for my wine.

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

"You look far too relaxed. Around here you're expected to stress for success."

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

'You could just ignore it and hope it goes away. I do that with customers who ask too many questions.'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

Man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Fragile stamper.

"You're carrying a lot of tension."

Teddy bear for emergency anxiety attacks.

Big clock looking over the shoulder of 'architects and engineers'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'This would make a great back massager.'

"Can you be in the moment later?"

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Social workers tend to need a larger than average 'stress ball'.'

'You need to slow down.'