Stress Relief Pillows

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

I am ready for my wine.

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

"You look far too relaxed. Around here you're expected to stress for success."

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'

'You could just ignore it and hope it goes away. I do that with customers who ask too many questions.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Man carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders.

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

"The longer I work here, the bigger my stress ball needs to be".

Teddy bear for emergency anxiety attacks.

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"You're carrying a lot of tension."

Big clock looking over the shoulder of 'architects and engineers'

Fragile stamper.

'This would make a great back massager.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'You need to slow down.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Social workers tend to need a larger than average 'stress ball'.'

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."