Stress Relief Journey Pillows

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Work Parfait

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I feel your pain."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.