Stress Relief Journey Pillows

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Counting ribs

'Ahhh...'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I feel your pain."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Nervous Oral Testing