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Counting ribs

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."