Anxiety Free Adventurer Pillows

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Pina Coladas

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Ego Increasing School

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Hell: The Airport"

Bird sitting on a wing.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"