Stress Relief Retreat Pillows

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Counting ribs

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel your pain."

Nervous Oral Testing

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Torn-Off Mouse.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."