Stress Relief Retreat Mugs

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."