Wellness Retreat Mugs

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Priest

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Self Storage Unit

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'