Diagram Decipherer Prints

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Infographics: the early years.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

IKEA Book

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

PODs Venn Diagram

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Flowcharts.

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'Prophetic dream, no chance! You lying on a plate, surrounded by vegetables? That can only be symbolic.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

Trumped by Semniotics

"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Don't even dream of parking here.