Chart Interpreters T-Shirts

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Frederic Chopin

"It's his ego growth chart."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Caricatures $20"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"We're going to play the boss's favorite game - 'pin the blame on the scapegoat.'"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'