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Patient comparing his charts to text books.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

That shows business confidence.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Pie Charts, Inc.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Pie chart of pub conversations

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.