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'Consider yourself lucky, Eddie. 'Break-even' is the new 'win-win'.'

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

A guide to seasons in the North East

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."