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Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"It's his ego growth chart."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

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'And right here they merged...'

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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Dragon Graph

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."