Chart Jester Gifts

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"It's his ego growth chart."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

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"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'And right here they merged...'

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Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I say we move on to dessert."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

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Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD