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'We've experienced something of a recession, Mr. Bosworth, but it seems to have bottomed out.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Standard And P****d.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'