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Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Harriet Walter

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Art Gallery.

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Percentage artwork

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."