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"Yes darling, Daddy loves mud, but it's not a real 'mud cake'. I bought this cake from the patisserie..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Art Gallery.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."