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Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Percentage artwork

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"The true story"

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "