Story Interpreter T-Shirts

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

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"The true story"

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.