Storybook Interpreter T-Shirts

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Bookworm Sleepover

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dialogue

The Poky Little Pupa.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

She - Interpreter - He.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Treasure Island Book.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"