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'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Runaway Horse

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Bookworm Sleepover

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dialogue

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

She - Interpreter - He.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Knights of the bedside table.

Treasure Island Book.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Dorothy and Toto

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."