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"I see a horse, a puppy … and that one looks like a Rauschenberg installation!"

"I see a horse down there." "No, looks like a cow, man."

"Just what is it you think the gods are trying to say?"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Percentage artwork

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Ernie, as a scientist you should say the birds are "making aggressive vocalizations," not "feuding with tweets."

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.