Nature Interpreters T-Shirts

Just for fun, Eunice likes to read palms.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Caricatures $20"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

Ernie, as a scientist you should say the birds are "making aggressive vocalizations," not "feuding with tweets."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Percentage artwork

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Art Gallery.

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

'I love your bangs.'

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

God's Kitchen

'Do they put up signs that say, 'Do not feed the moose.'?...'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Bad Cheetah!!!

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'