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"The true story"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Eat my dust!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."

Revised Texts

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."