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"The true story"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Dialogue

"Eat my dust!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."