Bible Story Reimaginer T-Shirts

Celebrate biblical storytelling with our creatively inspired t-shirts, designed for those who reimagine sacred tales in a fun and meaningful way.

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Adam & Eve get a reality show.

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The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . . mockup

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

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Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine. mockup

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

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Saint George and the Drag Queen

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"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder." mockup

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

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"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property." mockup

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

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'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.' mockup

'Read me the one about the three homeless little pigs.'

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'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.' mockup

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

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"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

"What if the dish and the spoon run away together?" "Not bad, Doug, not bad at all." "And a crockpot tries to lure the dish away with cash and loads of jewels!" "Come on, Rita! That's been done to death. Too derivative."

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Revised Texts

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Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable. mockup

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

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"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right." mockup

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

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Alice in Badassland

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'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!' mockup

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

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Under New Management.

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Regendering Christmas

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Wolf in bed.

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"Stop that Moses, it's bath time." mockup

"Stop that Moses, it's bath time."

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'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.' mockup

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

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Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over. mockup

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

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'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.' mockup

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

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'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.' mockup

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

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This is getting waaay too easy... mockup

This is getting waaay too easy...

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Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'. mockup

Princess reads sign: 'NO fishing' NO kissing frogs'.

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"Save the loaves for the other 4,999. I am gluten intolerant."

"Save the loaves for the other 4,999. I am gluten intolerant." mockup

"Save the loaves for the other 4,999. I am gluten intolerant."

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Lady Cadaver.

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Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation mockup

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

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The Parting of the Red Maze

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And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version! mockup

And lived happily ever after? That's nice...now tell me the unauthorised version!

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'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!' mockup

'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'

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'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!' mockup

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

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"They got kicked off paradise because they couldn't resist a stupid apple?! Ridiculous! I mean, if it was for a double cheeseburger with fries and ice cream..."

"They got kicked off paradise because they couldn't resist a stupid apple?! Ridiculous! I mean, if it was for a double cheeseburger with fries and ice cream..."

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