Biblical Story Re-enactor T-Shirts

"Stop that Moses, it's bath time."

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes