Biblical Story Re-enactor Pillows

"Stop that Moses, it's bath time."

Remote control pirate bully

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'