Biblical Story Reinterpreters Pillows

Regendering Christmas

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Eat my dust!"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"King Herod sent us."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'...And remember, tune in next week at this same time for the exciting conclusion of 'David and Bathsheba.'!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Eve puts her fig leaves on a washing line.

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."