Biblical Reinterpretation Enthusiast Pillows

'...and this is my partner Steve. Sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Meet the Author

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

Rocket Ark

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

'Let there be cool.'

'The manna's fine, but now we have a FINANCIAL crisis.'