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'...and this is my partner Steve. Sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Noah's ark, many lions

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Meet the Author

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Rocket Ark

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let there be cool.'

"Well yes, son. David probably did have the best how-I-spent-my-summer-vacation report."