Biblical Reinterpretation Fan Pillows

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Self raising Lazarus.

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

Pontius Pilates

Mythical creatures on standby to enter Noah's ark.

'What do you expect, Methusela? Of course you're going to have senior moments.'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."