Biblical References Fan Pillows

Child pointing at naked swimmer

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"He changed water into wine!"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

The Exobus

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

Flight Into Egypt.

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

The parting of the pizza

Pontius Pilates