Biblical Narrative Fan Pillows

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Looking back after living 900 years, my biggest regret is taking early retirement.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Thomas Keneally

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Joseph and his coat

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

God's Double Whammy.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Self raising Lazarus.

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"