Biblical Narrative Fan Pillows

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Looking back after living 900 years, my biggest regret is taking early retirement.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Sistine Selfie

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Thomas Keneally

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Joseph and his coat

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

God's Double Whammy.

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

The Exobus

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

Self raising Lazarus.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.