Biblical Reinterpretation Fan T-Shirts

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

The Exobus

Self raising Lazarus.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

Flight Into Egypt.

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Big Issue!'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Eden. I didn't know we'd be kicked out of Eden, nobody ever reads those terms of service agreements!

Promised Land Directory.

Pontius Pilates

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'What do you expect, Methusela? Of course you're going to have senior moments.'