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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sistine Selfie

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus

Self raising Lazarus.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Mythical creatures on standby to enter Noah's ark.

'What do you expect, Methusela? Of course you're going to have senior moments.'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"No one mentioned anything about bringing a date!"

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."