Creative Reinterpretation Fan T-Shirts

'Since I can no longer afford your modeling fees, what was to be titled 'Reclining Nude' will now simply be called 'Poodle-Woman.''

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

How Optimism Works

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Eureka

Fiction for Plumbers

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Overly wordy travel.

When boomerangs argue.

Pyramid Skiers

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Low Noon.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

The Dali 'Bama.

"Now you've done it!"

Rocket charmer.

'He likes to introduce variety to his mentoring communications...'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

The Heptathlon

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Awkward Sharp Bend - Cat Nav.

Perplexed Farmer

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."