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Fiction for Plumbers

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Yes, all at once!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Thomas Hardy

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Shakespeare in the clink

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Call me Ishmael."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

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Ronald Reagan

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"That was supposed to be us."