Classic Adaptation Fan Gifts

Fiction for Plumbers

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'Yes, all at once!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Thomas Hardy

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Shakespeare in the clink

Michael Caine

Mom dwarves.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Call me Ishmael."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"This is the best part of the movie."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Ronald Reagan

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"How was the play!"

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.