Film Adaptation Fan T-Shirts

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Fiction for Plumbers

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'He's been shot!'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Planet of the Dems

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Millennial Splaining

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'