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'I feel like a novel made into a film, that went straight to video.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Getting to Know You

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Ennio Morricone

Oscars 2024

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Memory Content is King

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'