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'I feel like a novel made into a film, that went straight to video.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Moby Dick

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

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Ennio Morricone

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"But only during rehearsal."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'