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Books - As Seen on TV.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Fiction for Plumbers

Book Shop.

Louisa May Alcott

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Other Fiction

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Bush's Legacy.

Penelope Fitzgerald

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Mid-list Author Magazine

Philip Roth