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'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Hollywood producer.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Animal Actors

'Here's one I made earlier.'