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Moby Dick

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from.'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Your book stinks - but it's just the kind of stupid drivel that would sell as a t.v. movie."

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'