Adaptations Gifts

Moby Dick

House of Java.net Cybercafe. I won't read any book unless it was a movie first.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'Those, honey? Those are books. That's what they make movies from.'

My Fair Lady Twitter

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

"Your book stinks - but it's just the kind of stupid drivel that would sell as a t.v. movie."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'