Adapting Gifts

Man with broken leg in car.

Big Hairy Change

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Like Minded

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Lockdown Signpost

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Breakout Room

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

I've gone one better!

Flexible

'Marie is still trying to get the hang of her power chair.'

'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'