Adapting Gifts

Man with broken leg in car.

Big Hairy Change

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Like Minded

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"I am fully functional again!"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Lockdown Signpost

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'So you bought the book and we saw the movie. That's $35.95 down the drain.'

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

Breakout Room

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

I've gone one better!

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?