Adjusting To Technology Gifts

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Lockdown Signpost

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Text As A Second Language

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

I've gone one better!

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

Man with broken leg in car.

Vulnerability & Technology Venn Diagram

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