Adapting To Technology Gifts

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Lockdown Signpost

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Breakout Room

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Text As A Second Language

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

I've gone one better!

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'