Adapting To Technology Pillows

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Luddite Zoom.

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Lockdown Signpost

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Breakout Room

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Text As A Second Language

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

I've gone one better!

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

"So what happens now? How do we start the Zoom video call?"

"Computers always make me feel like an incandescent bulb in an LED world."

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.