Adapting To Online Learning Pillows

Breakout Room

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Education Plan

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Luddite Zoom.

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'