Transitioning To Digital Learning Pillows

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Computer Room.

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

Teaching from Home

Learning the Internet . . . A B C.

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."