Digital Learner Pillows

'All my textbooks are ebooks but I forgot to charge my e-Reader so I could not do the assignments.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

How's your online cosmetic surgery course going?

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Computer Room.

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

Education

"Your subjects have got allocated based on your browsing history."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

Technologies and formal education

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"Here you go, Son -- Instead of paying for your education, I just downloaded some search engines to your cell phone."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Your online homework helper teacher has burnout...

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"How soon will he be ready to help me understand my new computer?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Moses on the web

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

God's Phone

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I have an app for that."

"A virus ate my homework."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."