Digital Learning Enthusiast Pillows

'Since I switched to eTextbooks, my backpack is lighter and my posture has improved.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Technologies and distance classes

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"You're never too old to learn..."

Statue of liberty selfie

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

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