Digital Learning Enthusiast Pillows

'Since I switched to eTextbooks, my backpack is lighter and my posture has improved.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Technologies and distance classes

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.