Digital Learning Innovator Pillows

'A hacker broke into my computer and, in an act of random kindness, added instructional objectives, teaching strategies, and student comprehension assessment strategies, to my lesson plan.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Computer Room.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Technologies and distance classes

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Education Plan

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'