Digital Learning Advocate Pillows

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Students only know the three Rs in context of the tree Ts: texts, tweets and tumblr."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

'The cloud ate my homework.'

"How soon will he be ready to help me understand my new computer?"

'All my textbooks are ebooks but I forgot to charge my e-Reader so I could not do the assignments.'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

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